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Old 07-04-2007, 06:23 PM
Vandat Vandat is offline
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Well, whenever I impale someone I like to use branches of an oleander, as the plant is highly toxic. That way, even if they hang on for a while the poison takes them out. Kind of a double whammy. I usually avoid impaling, though. I'm not that big and some times the stick or branch gets stuck partway through. That's why I carry a small brass cannon with me everywhere I go. When someone needs killin' I try to send the very best-in this case a 2lb. steel ball. Works like a charm!
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