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Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute
Crikey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks
Q: What do you call a fat woman who likes men and women?
A: A bisexual built for two!
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well hung
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Some more short jokes I found amusing
