What should I USE to IMPALE the 50 YEAR OLD SHIRTLESS man Revving his

[ssspatzzz]

MOTORCYCLE OUTSIDE with? I was thinking a rock or stone or something. Perhaps a stick with a rock tied to it. Maybe a flare gun or harpoon...

[wellladeeda]

ask him to come inside and read your question. and ask him what he would prefer

[Trying to get by]

Make it something ironic... a bike?

or rather, don't do anything about it

[sandman]

When he puts on his rags,and you see that H A rocker,you may change your mind...

[MissDeviance]

My husband and I ride motorcycles, but both our bikes have good mufflers and we are definitely NOT supporters of loud pipes or sport bike riders who rev their engines, both of which represent people with very small male appendages.

But hubby and I have always wondered what bikers would think about the "Loud Pipes Save Lives" rule if we had P.A. speakers on our bike that CONSTANTLY SCREAMED like a 2-year old child's high pitched wail. After all, if loud pipes save lives, certainly so should a screaming 2 year old child's horrific voice. It's the same concept, right?

So, find a good WAV of a high pitched child's scream on the web, hook it up to a guitar amp, turn it up to 11, put the amp in the window facing them, and just run it in a continuous loop.

They'll be sure to move on within minutes.

[MrGori]

the Jack Bauer stick.

no one can survive jack bauer.

[Vandat]

Well, whenever I impale someone I like to use branches of an oleander, as the plant is highly toxic. That way, even if they hang on for a while the poison takes them out. Kind of a double whammy. I usually avoid impaling, though. I'm not that big and some times the stick or branch gets stuck partway through. That's why I carry a small brass cannon with me everywhere I go. When someone needs killin' I try to send the very best-in this case a 2lb. steel ball. Works like a charm!

[dramaqueen]

To be on the safe side I would use a piece of uncooked angel hair pasta! don't want to do a lot of damage I assume... just make your point, right?

[dave n]

It's unlikely a rock or stone will impale. A Harpoon would definitely do the trick......the exhaust pipe of his bike rammed firmly up his backside perhaps would send a strong message to him about the cause of your irritation plus stop the noise at the same time.

[gabba gabba hey]

Call the police. Then watch through the window as a 23 year old cop gives him a noise violation ticket.