Funny Joke, please star if it makes you smile folks?

[Theluckyhedgehog]

A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...

The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"

No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"

The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?

"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.

"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks

"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.

The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?

The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"

[skybluecarp]

very old, very good, and very much worth a star

[Dulfin88]

ha ha ha. that was good. i might have to use that one!

[nendlin]

lol like his confidance xx