joke: riddle-me-dee?

[skybluecarp]

why doesn't tigger have any friends?
because he plays with pooh
whats the noisiest thing in the world?
two skeletons screwing on a tin roof
what is the lightest thing in the world?
a penis: even a thought can raise it
whats the difference between sin and shame?
its a sin to put it in, but its a shame to pull it out
if eve wore a fig leaf, what did adam wear?
a hole in it
whats a hospice?
about three gallons
who invented break dancing?
a guy trying to steal hubcaps off a moving car
last one for now
how did the dairy queen get pregnant?
the burger king didn't cover his whopper

thats your lot, l shall return after the wifes had her daily bingo fix . ttfn

[shri]

good one pal!


others oughta read the joke i posted ...

More jokes for today........... Pg 2 0r 3 i think