Supercharged Santa

[hutsy]

as is customary this time of year !?
theres the usual round of umm Santa reports..

one report finds that Santa must spend 34 nanoseconds to be able to visit all 2.5 billion homes
another report claims that Santas sligh, "weighed down with presents and travelling at supersonic speed, would encounter such massive air resistance that the entire contraption would burst into flames and be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second."

always a problem when delivering presents to the planet

[HumanoidLookingRobot]

you forgot that santa is magical. so he has a magic shield that protects him from air resistance.

[just_me]

Originally Posted by HumanoidLookingRobot

you forgot that santa is magical. so he has a magic shield that protects him from air resistance.

Not to mention the fact that he is mythical. And when it's pretend you can do anything that you want...

[HumanoidLookingRobot]

I like to pretend I'm located in another part of the country. and I can go on adventures with my american brothers and sisters. we solve crimes.

[timsdd]

Originally Posted by HumanoidLookingRobot

I like to pretend I'm located in another part of the country. and I can go on adventures with my american brothers and sisters. we solve crimes.

I shalt call you Nancy Drew!

[twistedspikes]

I read that Rudolph has to be female as male reindeer loose their antlers in the winter.

If anyone was interested...

[just_me]

Originally Posted by twistedspikes

I read that Rudolph has to be female as male reindeer loose their antlers in the winter.

If anyone was interested...

I have heard that before too...

Originally Posted by HumanoidLookingRobot

I like to pretend I'm located in another part of the country. and I can go on adventures with my american brothers and sisters. we solve crimes.

I like to pretend that I am located in another part of the country too. Some where warm. And I go on adventures, outdoors in the warm sunshine. I don't solve crimes.

[HumanoidLookingRobot]

Originally Posted by just_me

I have heard that before too...



I like to pretend that I am located in another part of the country too. Some where warm. And I go on adventures, outdoors in the warm sunshine. I don't solve crimes.

Rudy cannot be a female. Haven't you seen the clay animation ? it is obviously a male voice.

if you don't solve crimes, what do you do?

[timsdd]

Originally Posted by HumanoidLookingRobot

Rudy cannot be a female. Haven't you seen the clay animation ? it is obviously a male voice.

if you don't solve crimes, what do you do?

That's what I thought about "Little Bear" - I think they even portray him as a boy but a female girl type person does the voice.

[hutsy]

Originally Posted by HumanoidLookingRobot

Rudy cannot be a female. Haven't you seen the clay animation ? it is obviously a male voice.

if you don't solve crimes, what do you do?

causes crime

someone has to keep the Mystery Machine movin